The apple that sucks the blood out of you! I thought of this right on Halloween eve so this is a very late idea, but you can thank checking out these huge gourmet dipped apples at a European grocery store. I looked at it and thought "a kid could lose a tooth on that", and here we are. There were quite a few flavors, perhaps I should buy one if they'll still be around.
Additionally, in the spirit of Halloween, check out the full size dimensions of this pic.